My name is, as you would know, Aunty Laura and I am La's publicist. I would like to thank you all for gathering here this morning for this important breaking news.
La has been accused of sending pics of himself in a speedo to the managers of the SA and UK Olympic swim squads.
How awful that anyone could suggest that anyone would stoop so low to try and get into the Olympic teams.
But as his publicist I had to do it ...
I mean, he was just not going to crack it! It was not going to happen, so I did what I had to do! He is my favorite nephew after all.
La has asked me to ask you to completely ignore these rumours as they are as unfounded as they are true!
And as his facebook World of La's page has just received over 100 likes in the last 5 days, La has asked me to thank each and everyone of you who has liked his page for your support.
We are not looking for publicity, heavens forbid, but as promised here is the La in a Speedo photo just in time for your Sunday's publication's centerfold or back page. A front cover would also be nice.
I will now take any questions you may have now.......
'What? How dare you! Yes I know he looks a little older this morning ... its the training ...
No the face shot is not from 1992 ....don't listen to them La!
Of course the pic has not been photo-shopped! How dare you suggest that we would try and cheat like that!
Take your T shirt off La show them! Wait! Don't!
No more questions we are out of here ....get that camera out of my face ....
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