In this series of posts I am exploring ways in which I and all my fb friends can become billionaires.
As one friend Andrew pointed out, I should specify which currency, so for now lets make it that we all become British pounds billionaires as that will makes us 13 times that in rands at today's rates.
Now I am not too much of a domestic animal. By that I mean I cannot claim to be obsessive about tidying up. I like, nay love a place to be tidy sure, but part of my head shuts down when its me that has to do the tidying up.
My energy levels drop completely, making it really difficult to concentrate as I plop the plates into the sink, or slop the mop around the floor.
I don't mind sweeping the floor with a broom so much. But what really gets me, is then having to go to all the schlep of
1. fetching a dustpan and brush and ...
2. being expected to actually pick up the little pile of dust and stuff that my broom has gathered.
3. Then emptying dustpan into the ...
4. black bag which needed to be taken out from under the sink.
What agony! Every part of me resists it. And do you know that you actually have to ...
5. bend down to sweep the dust into the dust pan?
Huh? I know its crazy!
Once you have washed the plates, I have been told (read ordered) that one needs to dry them before packing them away in the cupboard.
Again what a tiresome idea, my head is starting to shut down just thinking about it.
Anyway I suppose it has to be done! Why? I have no idea!
I think its a tradition or a custom or a cultural thing or something.
I have yet to find a dishcloth on the market that can do anything but push the water around from one part of the plate to the next.
I have stopped bothering to buy those as I get the same effect by just using plastic bags to dry the plates and to mop up any household accidental spills.
So today's La's billionaire idea is La's Dishy Dishcloths .....
Dishcloths that can actually absorb water. The market for drying cloths that can actually dry must be enormous!
So thats it, simple hey?
I don't mind sharing these incredible money making ideas as I may not have time to do that myself today as I have to ... wait for it ... go and take the washing out of the machine and hang it on the line.
What a schlep! I mean why can't you just hang it straight away in the cupboard or put the wet socks in the drawers and let them dry there? Well that's what the adolescent in me would have thought. Funny how he still would!
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