Well this is just getting ridiculous! I pitched up for the pole vault event just to show them what I can do. As I picked up the pole, the coach shouted,'What are you doing?' I shouted back, 'No what are YOU doing? You are in my way for the run up'
He screamed 'This is high jump set up and that's a measuring stick!'
We then had a really intelligent discussion.
I ran up to him and pushed him to try and get him to come to his senses and said, 'Stop being ridiculous!'
He pushed me back and shouted, 'No YOU stop being ridiculous!
So I pushed him back and repeated, 'No YOU stop being ridiculous!'
It all worked out fine as once I managed to wrestle him to the ground and gave him a Chinese burn on his arm, he shouted something about his giving up and suggested that I should rather go and jump in the lake.
How cool is that! I am still in with a chance. I didn't even know there was an event like that!
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