She said, 'Mr Hilton,'
I said, 'Please call me Lawrence.'
'Okay Lawrence. I think you may be suffering from S-A-D.'
'S-A-D?' I enquired,
'Yes,' she replied, 'Seasonal Affective Disorder or winter blues.'
I sat up and said, 'Oh Really? The weather is affecting my mood? Did you study at the University of stating the freakin' obvious?'
She replied firmly,'There's no reason to get sarcastic!'
I apologized and we spent the rest of the session discussing whether I'd bought my shoes on a winter sale and whether in this awful friggin' weather, whether they were practical or not.
Must say I'm feeling much better for it, despite the weather with its gloomy skies, all overcast and a continuous, bitter, bitter wind and a chill factor of minus...